We've been working on a new website for CHALK and finally I have worked out how to add my blog posts to it - http://www.chalkconcepts.com.au/chalk_concepts_for_kids/

Now I have to decide if I should ditch the original blog or try to import it into the new one! All so hard and after using Blogger I'm finding Typepad much harder to use. What do you think?

"Operator: 911, do you need fire, medical, or police.
Woman: No, ma’am I don’t. I don’t have an emergency, two police officers just left my house just now, can I get their names please? He is the cutest cop I have seen in god knows how long I just want to know his name. I know it's not an emergency but heck, it doesn't happen very often, a good-looking man comes at your door step. Can you send him back my way?
Operator: Do you need them to come back there?
Woman: Oh I’d like that, yeah.
Operator: Why do you need them to come back there?
Woman: Because I have an emergency. I’ll think of something. He’s cute. Would you send them back my way would you?
Operator: Okay and what is the reason?
Woman: Um, my dog. Just blame it on my dog…no say the music was too loud. They came in the first place because the neighbors…we’ve been here for over 15 years they got a lot of nerve these neighbors. My music was too loud can I discuss that with them?
Operator: You need to talk about the noise complaint as well?
Woman: Exactly.
Operator: Hold on just a moment.
Woman: He’s a cutie pie.
Operator: And who has the loud noise?
Woman: I’m the one who has the loud noise. The officer needs to come to my house…just me with the loud music.
Operator: Okay and ma’am what do you need the officer to do? Do you have another noise complaint?
Woman: …honey I’m just going to be honest with you okay, I just thought he was cute. I’m 45 years old and I’d like to meet him again. I don’t know how to go about doing that without calling 911. I know this is not absolutely in any way, shape or form an emergency. But if you give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back other than I know they have terrible lots of things to do....would you mind?
Operator: I’ll give him the message to call you."

"You have 20 triple doubles. can i have ONE?" Mad groupie quotables perfectly executed.

Watching the game I was thinking damn what are those! (notice there's no question mark because any dumbass know's they are Kobe Zoom IV lows) Now with confirmation on the exact color-way ID will definitely see a visit from me very soon. Like after I make some money to pay these bills. After that happens these are sooooo copped!



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These aren't bad either!

For $120

Its like tripping on the sidewalk, you try to play it off but this time just take the L.

slow wind and all FTW! Lol looks like teen night at a nightclub during the peak of reggaeton season.

While Surfer Boy is out in the shed making me some frames for my new potato garden I thought I'd show you what else I've been up to.

I had been putting off a visit to Spotlight all week as I had to buy some filling for a quilt order and I just wasn't motivated. When I finally made myself go I fell in lust with some fabric and decided my project to redo the cushions on my couch should begin now. I spent the rest of the afternoon throwing out my old covers and making 6 new ones.

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I'm pretty happy with the result and more than happy with the $29.00 it cost me. Even Surfer Boy likes them and he usually isn't a fan of couch cushions.

The only problem now is that the cat seems to have taken a major shine to them and is hard to oust from the couch.

Cornball says:

"Jamie, Speedy,Lewis Dix,Johnny Mack, TDP and OG Poetess in studio this week. "

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FOXXHOLE RADIO 5-29-09 ZSHARE
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OCEAN'S 7 MIXTAPE ZSHARE
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AKADEMIKS- Jeaniuslevelmixtape Volume 1 ZSHARE




AKADEMIKS- Jeaniuslevelmixtape Volume 2 ZSHARE

Kanye West - Get Well Soon... Mixtape



Kanye West- I'm Good Mixtape ZSHARE

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One of the Mums at school just sent this to me and I thought I'd share it. How many of these lines have you used on your kids?

I was going to show you my mulching - very boring - but I realised this was much more interesting. I have the kind of husband who actually does stuff as soon as I've asked. I happened to mention that nothing would grow in one of the beds because the tree was blocking the sun so five minutes later he had the chainsaw out and half the tree was down!! I'm sure he thinks I don't appreciate him but one day, if he ever reads this blog, he'll see that I do - very much.

Now to abuse his kindness and think of some more things I want done...

Autumn is not the time of year when I usually feel inspired to hit the garden but this year the weather has been so perfect for gardening in Melbourne that I can't help myself. I even bought myself some gumboots today! Now that the veggie garden is nearly done I'm moving on to the next bed.

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Cornball says:

"This week The Foxxhole is live from The Soul Beach Music Festival in Aruba. However everybody didn't make the trip to Aruba...Jamie, Claudia and OG Poetess are in Aruba ..Johnny Mack, Lewis Dix, SPeedy, and TDP are at The Foxxhole Studios in L.A."

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JUAN EPSTEIN Season 2, Episode 28 RED & METH ZSHARE

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Moondoggie has the day off on Tusedays so after our usual breakfast at The Corner Shop in Yarraville Village we headed off to Poyntons Nursery in Essendon.

It is always a treat to visit Poyntons but especially with a project in mind.

I closed my eyes to all the other treats on offer and headed to the veggie section. As planned we chose broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, chives, strawberries and some herbs. I also grabbed a passionfruit for the fence and some sweetpeas to add some height to the bed.

As is always the case a few extras some how ended up on our trolley and by the time we got home we had a blueberry bush, 2 salvias and some catnip for Oscar. Because I am hopeless I also snuck in some hollyhocks and Canterbury bells that I just could not resist. 2 bales of mulch, seeded potatoes and we were on our way.

Phew! It wasn't until I wrote it down that I realised how much I'd bought.

We spent the afternoon planting and this is the result...

The Herb box.

Blueberries and Catnip!

Next step - mulching!