Tuesday, December 29, 2009

TOP TEN LISTS CAN GARGLE A BAG OF BABY DICKS



Like WTF! Does every effing blog have to do some variation of the most annoying things society insists we need to do: to reflect at the end of every calendar year? Most of the time some of these people have no authority on what they are talking about and are just wasting your time. Others are hardly objective and are just kissing ass of such and such because this and that. Having said that... EFF your TOP BLAH BLAH BLAH List of 2009 - ∞!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

TAYLOR IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY : PRICE IS RIGHT



"This isn't your typical day on The Price is Right. Watch what happens as Taylor's celebrates his 19th birthday "


My 19th birthday was not as good as Taylor's birthday. I want a 'do over.'

The Construction Of Eiffel Tower

The assembly of the supports began on July 1, 1887 and was completed twenty-two months later.All the elements were prepared in Eiffel’s factory located at Levallois-Perret on the outskirts of Paris. Each of the 18,000 pieces used to construct the Tower were specifically designed and calculated, traced out to an accuracy of a tenth of a millimetre and then put together forming new pieces around five metres each. A team of constructors, who had worked on the great metal viaduct projects, were responsible for the 150 to 300 workers on site assembling this gigantic erector set.

The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower
The Construction Of Eiffel Tower

Friday, December 25, 2009

YONE SENDS HIS HOLIDAY WISHES



Thanks Yone! (Photographers live the effing life!)
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EDDIE CRUZ 0.44 STICKY RUBBERS OUT NOW!



Eddie Cruz, the driving force behind UNDFTD's special projects has had the midas touch year after year. Many of which are still available for your shopping pleasure. Snake Skin high's and matching tees what more can I say... UNDFTD FTW!

Nike Air Force I Hi Supreme Men's Shoe 375379-001 $185.00


Don't forget the MVPuppets tees which are also up on NDC.


While you're at it some more 0.44 sticky rubber AF1's! If I ever get tapped to make some AF1's im using 0.47 Sticky Rubber!

JUAN EPSTEIN SEASON 3 EPISODE KETCHUP




JUAN EPSTEIN Season 3, Episode 1 Turkey Day ZSHARE
JUAN EPSTEIN Season 3, Episode 2 Geraldo Rivera USERSHARE
JUAN EPSTEIN Season 3, Episode 3 FEAT THE CLIPSE USERSHARE
JUAN EPSTEIN Season 3, BONUS #1 Feat. MVP and Eve of the WWE USERSHARE
JUAN EPSTEIN Season 3, Episode 4 Snoopy Xmas USERSHARE

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WHAT RAY ALLEN HAD ON THE COURT TODAY 12/25



Enh, I dont know about these they are supposed to be a performance basketball shoe yet to me they look stiff and bulky. Regardless of my first impression, we'll see a retail version of the ALPHA AJ 1 in Black/Varsity Red (392813-001) on January 16, 2010.

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KIM K HAS A PICNIC IN BED : MMM SALADS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD



"Kim Kardashian enjoys a picnic in bed with the new Cranberry, Apple, Walnut Grilled Chicken Salad from Carl's Jr. Who says salads can't be hot? Go to facebook.com/CarlsJr to see what else Kim has planned, including The Ultimate Salad Lunch Date, photos and more!"


The president of Carl's Jr has to be a 17 y.o. male or a 39 y.o. female.

KNOCK DOWN ALL THE POPES YOU WANT: I CELEBRATE FESTIVUS



The story of Festivus, IN SPANISH! Admit it, it's funnier in another language.

HEAD TO HEAD : 23, 24, $180, $130



Pass on both, not because I don't think they are dope, but because those price points hurt my eyes.

LeBron Air Max VII Men's Basketball Shoe 375664-600 $180.00

Zoom Kobe V Men's Basketball Shoe 386429-531 $130.00

LUPE IS AN EFFING SUPER HERO : DIDN'T YOU KNOW?




Well now you know! Lol at this guy typing out like he's 'supercop of the web.' FOH! (FUCK OUTTA HERE!)

SNEAKER FIEND X PERV NOTICE




The 22nd was weird online. eastbay, finishline, nike.com and youporn all froze up. For those that couldn't cop a pair. couldn't cop a nut either. Fail!

TUNES: I FUCKING LOVE THIS! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS! AYOOO!!



I don't even post music but this is SO worthy.

Reflection Eternal feat. Jay Electronica, J. Cole & Mos Def - Just Begun (USERSHARE)
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Nearly Ready


Well it's past midnight so I guess officially it's Christmas Day - Merry Merry Christmas everyone! I'm fluffing around doing last minute chores for tomorrow's festivities and waiting to play Santa Claus. I've been trying to keep the Gingerbread Houses from going stale, and I even cleaned the oven - not sure why exactly. After being very relaxed about the whole thing I've developed an eleventh hour conscience and realised I should do some preparations.
I've even started to set the table - this year our placemats are old Christmas record covers and I even recognise a few from my childhood.


I think I'll try filling the stockings now - have a great day everyone.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

SANTA GETS ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING



No worries though... Jack Bauer is on the case. You're pretty much Fucked with a capital 'EFF!' Santa.

VIDEO: I'VE GOT MONEY TO BLOW... BITCH!



Normally I can't stand singing type: shows/videos/movies but I like how the jewish girl does the jewish rapper part.

AS SERIOUS AS I WILL EVER GET ON MY BLOG : LOSING WEIGHT

I used to weigh 264 pounds in 2003. It wasn't till a girl I met that year, out of genuine concern... pointed out to me the path I was on and how quickly it could all disappear. Growing up around DJ's, the late nights of partying, drinking complimentary bottle services at nightclubs, early morning gorging at diners, White Castle, and McDonald's were much too common for me and almost the norm.

You pick up these habits that skew your own beliefs of what exactly is fat, and do I have problem? Well I did, I was severely overweight and it wasn't till this girl made me see how distorted my view of normalcy was... 86 pounds lighter, this video hits close to home with someone I respect and admire as a great man, in every sense of the word. So you have all my blessings Ephrem, I know over the years you've toyed with a diet here, a diet there with the luxury of saying "Eff it, Fat-Boy-Shit!" as we'd pull up to Katz Deli... Cut it out and let's make it happen, REALLY. If not for you for EJ, if not for you for Jason.



"What’s up ? I’m feeling really good about being on Dr.Oz’s Show. I want to thank U all for your Blessings and Support. I must be crazy trying to tackle this during the holidays? But Now is the time. 2010 is around the corner and before you know it will be 2011. As of Tonight I’m 16lbs Lighter then the taping of the show. So I’m on my way. "
- DJ Enuff


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My Secret: Not for everyone though. Consult your Physician first.

TAN TAN TAN: THE COUNTDOWN NEARS THE LAST TOCK



SPACE JAMS! Black/Varsity Royal/White

HANDJOB REMIX : DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?



"Download Audio Samples Here!

WINNER ANNOUNCED NEW YEARS DAY!"


look at the tags for the video...

"need handjob sex tits blowjob hardcore cum porn girls chicks nude naked college infomercial islam jesus allah obama tiger woods sham wow sux christmas holiday funny hilarious lol funniest avatar taylor black cock cyrus pattinson twilight enema if you are reading these tags please tear the fucking roof off this contest "


Thanks for the samples, I now have too much fun when I get an email on my BlackBerry and hear: "get the party started... with a HANDJOB!"

One of the remixes so far: Handjob Remix

Hmmm Yum.

WHAM RAP!

We had dinner with some friends tonight and, of course, it involved dancing! There's no better way of fitting in extra dessert than daggy dancing around the backyard. One of the tunes was Last Christmas by Wham! which made me ask if they had Wham Rap. They couldn't remember it - can you believe it - so here it is for their education and your enjoyment.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Worse than Jean Shopping...


I have set aside today to buy myself new bathers - I have put it off numerous times but as we leave for the beach in a couple of days I can procrastinate no longer. Wish me luck.

Jeans Watch


Reece Witherspoon is right up there with Jen Aniston when it comes to knowing how to rock a pair of jeans.

Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations

Christmas tree in front of White House in Washington DC on Dec 8th.
Its Christmas time, the festival is coming very close. The streets in different countries are been glowing with illuminating bright lights on the eve of Christmas holidays. You can see verity of Christmas trees and colorful lights which are lit up around the shopping streets.
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations
Cities Decorated With Lights Christmas Celebrations