"In this section, North Carolina battle MC, Metaphor the Great two-pieces Tubesteak a/k/a The Filet Mignon Kid.

"I don't write rhymes. I punch niggas in the face!"

Metaphor calls him pepper-steak. Tube still likes candy. Yoplait is what's hot in the streets.

"Black Jesus is back on the couch in '09 and spitting game to anyone willing to heed his message."

What gets me is that his Apostles have heard it all, yet they keep him around just incase shit pops off.

Soupcans. Soupcans? Wtf. Thank god for random hoodrats on myspace!

Lol @ this dude. Love the very hip hop half sleep interviews, first Big, then Jimmy, now Black Jesus.

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