Wednesday, December 22, 2010

REXY LIKES THE FEETIES



Rex Ryan is probably the realest coach in the NFL for two reasons. He likes feet and he likes food, and he doesn't hide either one of these facts from us. EVER! The fact that this was with his wife, yes, wife makes it wholesome and perfectly normal. It's his wife! It's not Jenn Sturger in the front office. Nor does he wear Crocs® in the nude. Rock on Rex, enjoy your wife's feet. Heck if you want make more videos of you showing how much you love all the parts of your wife and make videos for those too. But please don't leak em. Thanks.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

UNRELATED AND COINCIDENTAL NEWS (TECHNICALLY)


"Today, my girl handcuffed me to the bed. I willingly let her thinking we were about to have some fun. She then took my phone and read a sent message; 'Wanna hook up?' to my ex. She left me cuffed and blindfolded, and painted my nails before she left. The sent message was from before I met her. FML"

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"Drawbaugh was able to dial 911 from his cell phone. Nearly out of breath, he told dispatchers he woke up handcuffed, was still bound to his wife and was holding her down, according to a recording released by police. Dispatchers heard Drawbaugh scream in agony, apparently as his wife bit him.

"Owwww!" Drawbaugh shouted repeatedly. "Are they almost here? Oh God. I need help!""

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Moral of the story don't let a chick handcuff you. It's always trouble and rarely beneficial. Especially if the chick looks like Jackie Chan with a spritz of Steven Segal.